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Một bác nọ ra tỉnh chơi. Trưa về, gặp thầy học của con mình, bác ta khẩn khoản mời thầy về nhà, để thết thầy một bữa. Bác ra sai bắt gà làm thịt rồi làm nhiều các món khác.
Bụng thầy đói meo, mà chủ nhà vẫn từ từ chuẩn bị bữa ăn cho thật tươm tất.
Bụng thầy càng cồn cào. Nhìn thấy quả mít trong gầm gường, miệng thầy thèm lắm. Chờ mãi, không thầy chủ nhà bưng mâm lên, thầy nói :
- Thôi bác ạ, phiền phức quá, bác để tôi về.
Chủ nhà sai con :
- Có nác mới (nước chè xanh mới nấu), lấy ấm rót, mời thầy uống con.
Cốt ý của gia chủ là muốn cầm chân thầy lại. Song thầy :
- Mít nác gì, để tôi về thôi bác ạ !
Lúc đó, bác ta mới nhớ là nhà mình có quả mít chín để ở gầm giường, liền sai con :
- À quên, lấy quả mít, bổ mời thầy xơi đã con !
(Truyện cười dân gian)